An infectious farmhand takes a shower with a Marine.
A gas station attendant and two itinerant bartenders discover an ancient burial ground.
A player player and six beautiful courtesy clerks kidnap a crab.
Okay, maybe these are kind of goofy, but the Random Logline Generator is a good way to generate some writing ideas, or, at the very least, help you write a one-liner about your own story. You can define the parameters (nouns, adjectives, action verbs) and the kind of result you want.
If nothing else, it's a cool way to waste some time.